Since apparently there are people who care now, I feel I owe it to them to explain why I haven't updated beyond the three wonderful deviations already posted.
I am a Game Master for a pen-and-paper RPG group, and I have spent much of the past week typing up rules, advancement tables, and other bullshit. I should be done with the bulk of that soon, and resuming making wonderful are for all of you.
Hell, maybe in a week I'll be taking requests!